Sex is disgusting and it makes you feel disgusting when you do it. So why not sign up today for our 16 week No-Sex Khallenge?
Feel lighter, feel brighter, feel less sticky and ashamed. And for our viewers who are painfully alone, and have never felt the sweet caress of another human, you can use this challenge as a convenient excuse! Now you can feel like your unappealing personality/face are actually assets that are helping you achieve your goals!
So sign up today and go into the running to win a bag of sand. That’s right, 100 kilos of sand. Why are we giving away an enormous bag of sand to people who are refusing to have sex? Because we have this big fucking bag of sand and coming up with web content to keep people “engaged” with the show is fucking hard.